Brad and Angelina Get Divorced

In case you haven't heard, Brad Pitt, and Angelina "Box Office Poison" Jolie are getting divorced. Why? Who knows. Maybe he was cheating. Maybe she's a miserable drug addict, who can ever tell. Not me that's for sure. My theory is that after all these years Angelina finally found out that Brad's a robot. For proof here is what he had to say when asked about the divorce

"...I am very saddened by this"

Oh? You're saddened? Nice try at emotion there Bradbot 5000. I always wondered why the shape of his head seemed to change. Have you noticed that? One day it's normal then like a week later it looks huge. I bet he changes to the bigger one when he has lines to remember or something.