Kelly Brook at Cannes - how the hell did that happen!?!??!

Can someone please answer me this?

Why was Kelly Brook at Cannes? What purpose did that serve? How was she let onto the red carpet? and most importantly, are her boobs not killing her??????

Seriously! That dress looks like it's about to explode! She looks like someone stuck an entire bag of marbles onto her dress. I'm all for a bit of sequined glamour but not when it looks like its about to take someone's eye out! What the hell!

I feel like giving her a nice comfortable T-shirt bra, a hug and a bar of snickers....